Well, the booty lift is actually just a new tail light and license plate holder, and removal of the stock turn signals, which are now tiny little LED signals.
The eye lift is a pair of new hand guards which look like cartoon eyes from the front, complete with a mirror that flips up fro the handgrips and can be folded away for offroad fun.
The liposuction is removal of some of the extra weight on the bike.
Luckily, the whole thing is cheaper than plastic surgery, but still a big time investment. I get to watch the process, although I'm not helping with the actual work. Can't wait to see the patient once she's all done. VROOM.